REI Portland

Every single REI accepts returned items that didn't live up to their reputation or had some kind of flaw. So what happens to all of these returned items...
Well, they get thrown in the basement, and then they sit there... for a few months. At which point REI will open up it's basement (in which every single item has been checked and discounted) to any REI member who is willing to wait in a long line to see what kind of unwanted products are piled up in this cavernous place.
A friend from George Fox, her sister and myself headed over to REI around 11:00pm to find that the tent line (yes people camp out for this thing) surrounded a whole two sides of the building. We set up our own tent (I myself just slept in the open), chatted for a bit and then hit the sack.
6:00am rolled around and I was awakened by some more members arriving to await in line with a coffee in hand. I went back to sleep...
7:15am rolled around and I began packing up, following the example of the other "tenters."
8:00am rolled around and I was now scrunched up closer to the Garage doors awaiting for the store clerks to let us in.
10:00am rolled around and I was waddling back to the car with an armful of random gear...
The Haul:
Montrail running shoes: $19.83 Reg: $110 Used once, did not like fit
Stainless 27oz. Water Bottle: $4.83 Reg: $18.95 Used, bought too many.
REI Minimalist Bivy Sack: $29.83 Reg: $81.20 Used once, no return excuse
REI Traverse Day Pack: $39.83 Reg: $79.50 Used outside, no excuse
REI Ultralight Rain Pants: $29.83 Reg: $79.50 Used once, wrong size
Total Savings: $245